you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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