Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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