He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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