so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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