I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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