i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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