have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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