I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
