Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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