Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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