New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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