I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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