Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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