DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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