He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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