he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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