Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Terrible idea I love it
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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