we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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