whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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