I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
