Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
pray to the hookup gods
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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