why didn't you poke me back
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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