Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Is it penis luge time yet?
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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