It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
third nipple confirmed
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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