If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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