Please, let me fuck your mom
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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