absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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