dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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