i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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