So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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