Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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