just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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