it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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