I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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