I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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