But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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