ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Randomize