Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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