I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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