I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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