Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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