Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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