Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I currently don't understand fingers.
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