This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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