I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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