It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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