let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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