Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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