i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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