In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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