she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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