What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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