Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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