i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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