Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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