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He is such a slut. More and more my type.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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