HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
