So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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