i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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